B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021

julia browning

A psycho bitch that doesn’t know how to fight. She is a cry baby and when it comes to fights she sucks. She is weird and ugly

I like julia browning!
Julia browning? The one who everybody hates?

by Coolcatdancer28 September 9, 2021

Browning

This is used for a light complexion mixed race person which is used mostly as an affectionate term in the West Indies for females, derived from Mulatto and Brown historically, it originated in Jamaica and made popular by the artist Buju Banton.

Ex. Look at the Browning who works at Boeing Aircraft, she is very beautiful!

Hey, Browning, whats your name?

by Mestico breda. September 10, 2021

lizzy brown

a girl who licks butter from the bottom of someone’s shoe

i did a lizzy brown at uni

by lizzy brown September 12, 2021

brown boy year round

white boy summer but better
nice shirt joggers dress shoes only built different
no perms allowed, shits cringe
*NOT GOAT AVANEESH FAN CLUB
gold chains and jewelry recommended.

BROWN BOY YEAR ROUND

by shwinnie September 13, 2021

Bad News Brown

A massive shit someone drops in the toilet named after the WWE wrestler.

(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”

by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021

Brown Floyd

When you poop in someone’s lava lamp.

The party was raging, and I had to leave a Brown Floyd to set the mood.

by ChungusBallfarts September 20, 2021