Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double Humor

Its when you respond to either irony or sarcasm with more irony or sarcasm, respectively. More commonly referred to as “playing along.” Double humor, however is more specific than playing along because it may be without the knowledge or consent of one or more parties involved in the “double joke.”

Harry: Amanda, why are you such a whore?!?!?!?

Amanda: Because I like sleeping around!!!

Harry: But that could get you infected with many STD’s!

Amanda: What? …

Harry: That's double humor.

by hadoublery July 10, 2011

Double Standard

Doesn’t exist

Double standard don’t exist

by bertrum !! February 25, 2022

double cum

when you cum and it dies down barely but instead cum again and it doesn’t stop, more than the first time . symptoms include elongated erection duration and a shattered ego. its also fucking amazing .

dude my girlfriend made me double cum on the phone, it hurt so bad.

respect to girlfriend bro.

by doo&des April 5, 2021

Double Helix

when you and your partner eat each others asses at the same time

"We already 69'd today babe. Can we double helix instead?"

by rollingbamboozle18 February 16, 2023

Double Tubing

The act of opening two web browsers to watch two youtube videos at the same time, or to watch a vid while uploading one.

Girl: you gotta see that new video on youtube!
Boy: but i'm uploading something important!
Girl: then start double tubing!

by TehEpicGuilmon August 19, 2010

Double whammy

When a male puts on a strapped on didlo and has intercourse with two females at the same time. Going back and forth.

Man I would love to see a double whammy happen in my garage.

by bluecheesehater April 20, 2024