3 definitions by Lilac Petal
Person 1; “Dude, Marie is such a Rose Dodo! You gotta give up, she’s never going to get a clue!
Person 2; “No way, she’s a 10! We’re going on a date this weekend, it’s gonna be so romantic!
Person 1; “Does she know it’s a date? Does she call it a date?”
Person 2; “Well…no. Not exactly. Look she said she wanted to hang out! And it’s just the two of us so obviously we’re not just “hanging out”.”
Person 1; “Uh huh, okay. Sure.”
Person 2; “No way, she’s a 10! We’re going on a date this weekend, it’s gonna be so romantic!
Person 1; “Does she know it’s a date? Does she call it a date?”
Person 2; “Well…no. Not exactly. Look she said she wanted to hang out! And it’s just the two of us so obviously we’re not just “hanging out”.”
Person 1; “Uh huh, okay. Sure.”
by Lilac Petal September 15, 2023
“Shit up Darwin!” Said Eric
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth
Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth
Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted
by Lilac Petal November 1, 2021
by Lilac Petal July 23, 2022