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woke as fuck

Legit, totally woke, like, bare informed.
Man, my professor of 18th century is woke as fuck.
by lpaqlpaq March 30, 2017
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Obtuse Fuck

Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is too fat and or inflexible to create an acute angle between her torso and thighs.
I can't beleive you banged that fat war pig MG....she must have been an obtuse fuck.
by Phil R-C May 18, 2010
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Blunt Fuck

Performing sexual intercourse of any kind without an erection. Commonly associated with older men.
I didn't stop for so long last night I ended up Blunt Fucking her.
by Pedo Bear November 28, 2007
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chuffed to fuck

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something
"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"
by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003
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shay fuck

used to describe anal penatration as with ones penis until full pleasure has been reached... resulting in a cum fart moments later.
When I met her, I got that good old fashion feeling you know, where I'd give anything to Shay Fuck her.
by Micah DW November 13, 2007
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Man Fuck

That guy sitting over there has a look as if he wants to Man Fuck me.
by Alex Den Hartog May 11, 2010
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fuck off

1. Go away.

2. No.
1. No I don't want like jazz, fuck off!

2. Do you like jazz? Fuck off!
by Randy Roomwarmer January 9, 2004
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