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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Nut Lucky

Nutting over your shoulder after sex so you don't get a chick pregnant.
Yeah man nut lucky works, I'm lucky I won't be a dad!!
by BootlegGranny October 10, 2020
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Nigga Nuts III

A basketball fan that wants to make his way into actual basketball, he takes his dreams down from his brother Nigga Nuts I. Sadly the first brother died in the war, as Nigga Nuts III wants to join into a famous basketball team, standing around at 6'3 his dreams will come true one day...
"You remember Nigga Nuts III ?"
"Oh yeah, that one guy who wants to be a famous basketball player?"
by anonymous July 31, 2023
mugGet the Nigga Nuts IIImug.

Sack nut

Unfortunately now we will have to pulverize your Sack nut ,you know, your testicle.”
by Vaselinepalms March 5, 2021
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nut-scarfing

The act of draping or "scarfing" your nuts on someone, usually over the back of someone's neck.
He was nut-scarfing his balls over his enemies neck at the end of the game.
by ZERODOTEXE June 12, 2024
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nut

To nut is when you stroke your ding dong to hard, so thousand island dressing starts flying out of you ding dong.
I used my nut to have on my mothers burger.
by Cl3v4 May 2, 2023
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no nut year

if yall bitches failed no nut every year, then well well well i made up "no nut year: (don't fail bro)
is like put every ohio meme in to a bowl and put dark memes and things that make people feel pain and also NNN and you prob get "no nut year" am gonna bet your gonna ask what the hell is no nut year, is fucking like YOU CAN NOT NUT FOR A YEAR- basically that (am gonna bet nobody is gonna see this lolz but no nut year will be alive one day >:))
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NNJ :)
friend: i fucking failed NNN AND NND
me: then don't fail NNY
friend: oh fuck WTH IS THAT-
me: no nut year :)
friend: NO FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE PERSON WHO MADE NO NUT YEAR
me: :) balls in yo jaw
by sussy baka boi December 2, 2022
mugGet the no nut yearmug.

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