Your goose is cooked 

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.

If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!

Your goose is cooked by Downstrike May 26, 2004

your mom 

The new "the dog ate me homeowork"

Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time?
You: you're mom happened

brillinace!

your mom by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

your pp

Really small

Your pp kinda small Dave

your pp by Imaarealperson. November 14, 2021

Your Mom O'Clock 

Used when someone asks you the time.

Person A: Hey, what time is it?
Person B: Its your mom o'clock.

Your Mom O'Clock by cloudlesspace August 27, 2011

your dad

What my 13 year old wigger brother says because he thinks your momisn't cool anymore...

Like it ever was >_<

"Hey, listen to me you little asshole!"
"Your dad! Your dad! Your dad!"
"My dad is your dad too you fucktard." *face palms*

your dad by Laverne April 15, 2004

your mam

In Yorkshire, we say mam for mum. It is almost always used like this: my mam. your mam/ his mam.

"Where did that come from?" "Yer mam."
"Who said you could behave like that in school?" "Yer mam."

your mam by Ju October 14, 2003

Your Eggo Is Preggo

- knowing that you are pregnant
- the act of the sperm fertilising the egg
- taking a pregnancy test and finding it positive

I hate to tell you, but your eggo is preggo said Jane to her friend Ella.

Your Eggo Is Preggo by Table Turner December 19, 2008