Jung Il Woo 

A Korean Actor whose hot but got plastic surgery so he resembles M.J

Friend: Is that the Jung Il Woo?
Me: Yeah, he's that guy with the all that plastic surgery right?
Friend: ...

Jung Il Woo by immasuperfreak June 9, 2011

Woo

A well rounded, hairy mythical creature often seen staggering around the pilbara region of Western Australia. Has the ability to consume his own body weight of fried rice and liquor in one sitting. A good mate to everyone especially when intoxicated.

Bouncer "I'm sorry sir but u have to leave the premises"
Woo "But I'm not even drunk"
Bouncer "I understand that but you're a Woo and we don't serve Woos' here"

Woo by Dog balls May 13, 2013

Woo

Girlfriend, girl crush, see also: Squeeze

"yo K, your woo is on the phone!"

Woo by sbEr May 13, 2005

Woo

A sound black people make in in their neighborhood when police are near.

*A police car pulls down the street and a few black men on a porch notice*
"Woo.....Woo.....Woo...." *They call out to alert others the police is near*

Woo by MajorMagics November 4, 2008

avatar of woo 

n. a gay person; is usually excited and makes a "woo!" sound for each new penis he sees; also a master of the cock

That cockmaster still plays magic the gathering, he's a real avatar of woo.

avatar of woo by Rick James April 12, 2004

John Woo

John Woo is an Irish drunk that inhabits the magical world of Furcadia in the form of a black musteline with neon green hair. This little fellow claims the soundtrack of his life to be "Pet sounds" by The Beach Boys and wishes he could have a spring fling with Tom Cruise. And gtfo ladies, he's married to Castro Woo.

John Woo: Well screw it.
John Woo: I can't get the bisquick bubbles out
John Woo: I need a blender.

John Woo by Castro Woo April 11, 2005

woo

Used when in a state of depression, discomfort, or frustration.

"I didn't get the part, WOO!"
or
"She spread that nasty rumour about me, WOO, babe, not really, get a life!"

woo by moolins December 28, 2005