Wonko

When the amount of “likes” on a comment exceed the amount of likes on a Facebook status itself. Typically considered a coveted position of social status and the ultimate form of disrespect if done to your post.

Man, did you notice that Wesley gets a Wonko every time he comments on Tyler’s posts?

by Homiebafn August 1, 2018

Wocket

A little kid that needs to use the urban dictionary or ask an adult what a word means every other day.

Random person: Yea I know, school is harsh.
Wocket: What does harsh mean?
Random person: Oh forget it.

by sjdjaiwmd July 22, 2021

wockstar

Something mumble rappers say becuz thay cannut speeaak prooper English.

Playboi carti always be screaming “I’m a wockstar!!!”

by HandleAlreadyNUseBySomeoneElse October 19, 2017

Wonkey

White, honkey funk music

Wow the Grateful Dead And Phish sure is some wonkey music

by Wonkey101 December 1, 2009

wonk

a wonk is a load of choclate. wonk is short for wonka. wonka which is short for willy wonka. willy wonka is the owner of the choclate factory in 'Charlie and the Choclate Factory'.

person 1: "that's a big bag of choclate"
person 2: "yah! i know, it's a wonk"

by bin August 26, 2004

Wonk

A person of no interest who has no interest in anything and leads a boring life where the only interest is money and the unnaturally selfish need to increase wealth.

Scrooge, Wonk

by Rogue7 February 3, 2010

Wocky

A term for wankfor the male specimen. The term Wocky refers to an angry Scotsman wanking Wockying is generally carried out to loud bagpipe music

Jockey: Agh I had a right nice Wocky last night.

by Wockywockywocky July 24, 2019