Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.

How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"

by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021

theo willy

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by boominyourperfume June 5, 2021

slick willy slammer

When you do 4 shots of fireball and try to get laid and it doesn't work...

Damn bill is an idiot he pulled a slick willy slammer on Sally last night

by Billyz February 25, 2022

silly willy nilly

when your have its pretty silly 😜😜 all nilly and willy

wow that is so quite silly willy nilly! SALAMI

by ghostpossessedbyahuman January 19, 2023

Pro-Willy

a phrase you say to deflect a political question on a social or economic issue that you either have no opinion on or cannot be bothered explaining because the person asking the question is too stubborn to change his view

Guy 1: Why are you not Pro-Life?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm Pro-Willy

by the 5 footer February 13, 2023

The Wand/Willy Game

when your reading harry potter out loud and everyone gets bored, so you spice it up by saying willy instead of wand everytime its mentioned :D

Harry took the willy. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the willy above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework...

"I'm bored, shall we play The Wand/Willy Game?"

"Dude, best wand/willy game EVER!"

by LottieMoor June 12, 2012

Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013