will

a stud

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by Kristen October 3, 2003

Will

Will is the latin term for never ending sexiness. This particular man, altough he was passed up for the god of hair products twice, has been voted People Weekly's Sexiest man alive 39 times, tying with Brad Pitt. Although usually nomadic, he is currently setteled in Newport Beach, due to his preference to warm climate. He joined a nudist colony in April, because he felt tan lines were unflattering. Will does not attend school or have any hobbies;
he devotes his time to his looks, trying to become as sexy as humanly possible. His followers have devoted many petitions to him, and he even has gotten nominated for pope but unfortunatly the cardinals found out about the....indescretions..... So in the name of the almost pope, completely gorgeous almost god, lets all get naked.

Will is a sexy beast

by Only a loyal Follower October 27, 2008

Wildo

A dildo of Wooden make. Generally used in the medievil era. Much less used in todays time, though it isnt uncommon to see such objects in the private collections of older, wealthy women. Some say the cool, smooth texture of a wildo is much preferred to that of the rubbery texture of a normal Dildo.

"I can't believe she uses a wildo!"
"I know those are so outdated...but they do feel absolutely wonderful!"

by JMenz223 January 26, 2009

will's mom

she has the finest ass this side of the mississippi

"Dude, will's mom has a sweet ass! I'd tap it." says Mike

by Negative- March 31, 2005

Will

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him and all men envy him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper. Galactic conquest is next on this loving yet tyrannical ruler's agenda. Gods tremble before his awesomeness.

Zues: We shall---
Hermes: Lord Zues, the great and all powerful Will is coming.
Zues: Damn! He makes even me look like a bitch ass pansy!
Hermes: I'm gay.
Aphrodite: Will crippled me for life with his massive member!

by MeerPeanuts January 29, 2010

Wildo

A wooden dildo widdled from wood by hand.

Hey old granny made another wildo and now it looks like a porcupine done crawled up inside her crotch with them splinters in there.

by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

will knot

when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.

You've had that will knot there for ages.

by newtdecay January 14, 2008