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Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig
Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022
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weenie gaga phobia

When you gaga while giving a blow job.
No more BJ's, I have weenie gaga phobia!
by BJWGP August 12, 2023
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Weenis

I'm having wex with your weenis
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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weenis

"Ow! I hit my weenis!"
by eatingballs1 October 6, 2023
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Eeny Weeny

A way to describe your dick.
Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”
by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021
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Weenie Peepee

by livypoo December 3, 2020
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Weenie

A small, courgette-shaped penis that doesn’t fulfill women.
William has a weenie. It’s small.
by Thebigbeastqueefs December 17, 2020
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