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arse-weasel 

A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.
Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".
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legal weasel 

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
legal weasel by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023

Hit with a spice weasel 

To make more attractive.

From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.
Did you see Scott's girlfriend? I think she needs to be hit with a spice weasel!

Kiss the mad weasel 

Something you have no inclination or reason to do.
"No Kenneth. It's absolutely your problem to fix. You've got to do it. I'm not going to kiss the mad weasel for you this time".

squirt the weasel 

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.
Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper
squirt the weasel by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

Bouncing the Weasel

I caught Tony bouncing the weasel, standing in front of a mirror.
Bouncing the Weasel by DND2021 August 6, 2021

Stoat and Weasel 

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump