3 degrees warmer

It is a well known fact that the booty is 3 degrees warmer than the vajayjay. Next time you're rejected at entering the sensual rear end sauna just mention this fact. It's sure to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.
penis is vagina is nice, but penis in the anus is tighter and 3 degrees warmer... mmm

Wow... whenever i have bum sex with my gf it it feels so warm, 3 degrees warmer to be exzact.

by Matthew "Camel" Toews April 22, 2008

warm brownie

Piece of shit. Generally it is referred to when it's fresh out of the corn hole.

Allison ate a whole warm brownie all by herself.

by serna_2008 March 1, 2006

warm banana

When a slut sticks a peeled banana in her cunt and then lets a guy slowly eat it out of her.

Hey man, this nasty slut bitch at the bar last night let me eat a warm banana when i told her that i was hungry.

by B - Rad February 24, 2007

Warm velvety muppet sex

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.

When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.

by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016

Warm Shower

the act of pissin in a ziploc bag and poking holes in it over someone who is asleep

David: I wonder what was up with Jon yesterday.

Chase: It looked like he got a warm shower.

by T Fran May 23, 2009

Bed-warming

Cultivating flirtatious relationships with multiple people at once to be sure of having a sexual partner and emotional caretaker lined up when the relationship/marriage you're in ends.

Usually done dishonestly, by people who are incapable of functioning without an audience giving them constant affirmation that they exist. Often indicates emotional immaturity and narcissism.

Bed-warming is most effective online, where real details of the bed-warmer's life and circumstances are not visible.

"Seriously? Check out his recently-added friends, they're all good-looking women. He's bed-warming."

"Dude, she's bed-warming. Don't take it personally. Or at least don't take it seriously."

"Do you like crowds? Because you're in one. He's bed-warming you and at least six other people."

"Run away. Bed-warmer. And married. And a pathological liar looking for a therapist/mommy/housekeeper/bill-payer/way out of the marriage."

by Hercules Grantwood February 4, 2012

warms

the act of keeping many beers at or above room temperature a.k.a. "getting really creative"

also see: Matt Schilling

Good ol' Three Finger Mordecai Brown was a classic knuckleballer. Now, if you want to get REALLY creative you can use this extra space for your warms.

by maccorf October 13, 2004