slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus

Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

by Uncle Helmet May 30, 2006

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

Cold to warm poem💔💔💔

I love you in many ways he can’t uk it’s true in gon lie it break my heart to see yu wit sumbody new uk imma be waitin waitin to love yu I got pain in my eyes I can’t see pressuh on my chest I can’t breath and dis lump in my neck made me need yu I been thinkin btchu so much it don make since u got a new dude I understand that but he ain gon compare to me i don know who’s talkin if it’s me or da jealousy ion want nobody else in your arms being held but me trials nd tribulations dis is just a trial but u gon come back cuz god knows I been missin u for a wild he can kiss u hug u but not in my style or fashion wen it comes to your love I’m strictly bt action nd now the way things goin imma have to compete till u safely in my arms asleep my mission will then be complete dis is from da heart so please don’t start I been scarred but da love u gave me then and now will my heart without you I’m torn apart to peace’s of the puzzle datll make dis heart change from cold to warm💔💔💔 I love u in my arms

Cold to warm poem💔💔💔 I love you ain nobody make me feel the way u do nd u can’t lie nobody make u feel da way I do I’m tellin u befoe the end of the yr imma have u bck nd Ian lettin go🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

by Cody/Dakota February 15, 2022

rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

The word "rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm" is described as a meme

by fkoffjanet March 13, 2019

Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm

A Furry Copypasta filled with shit that weebs post on the internet.

Weeb: "Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm"
Person: "Ew what the fuck get away from me go to Gacha Life or something you shithole!"

by doodleldood February 21, 2022

Global warming

The worst thing that has ever happened to humanity except a bunch of idiots think it’s fake and they try to stop people from attempting to stop the thing that will make the world burn and kill us all

Good citizen who actually knows and cares how the world works: Global warming sucks

Idiot oil drill operators: it’s fake you idiot

Good citizen who actually knows and cares how the world works: ur the idiot it’s been scientifically proven that it’s real and ur just refusing to believe it because you are the problem

by 40k lored November 6, 2025

oral warming

When your breath is so bad that your mouth alone causes global warming.

What the fuck?! Holy shit dude... that girls breath was so bad!
Yeah, bro. He has a strong case of oral warming.

by 0ralFixation September 14, 2020