masturbating to stay warm 

An interaction where a person strokes another's ego, which was passively prompted by the recipient of the stroke. "Masturbate" relates to the self-loving aspect of the interaction, while "staying warm" relates to the external stimulus from the compliment.

Joe's Facebook status (selfie in mirror with shirt off): I think my gym membership is paying off.

Pat: Yeah, I've noticed that you're looking mighty fine these days.

Joe: Thanks Pat! *feelings of warmth experienced by Joe*

Pat thinks: Joe is always masturbating to stay warm on Facebook.

masturbating to stay warm by Sisterhood of Words March 27, 2017

jealously is a drink best served warm 

Puzzling words tweeted by Trump’s 2020 campaign manager, Brad Parscale, to throw shade on Mitt Romney’s scathing January 2019 opinion piece on President Trump.

Jealously is a drink best served warm and Romney just proved it.

jealously is a drink best served warm by MyaLocette January 2, 2019

the warm air weasel of doom 

A Fart of gas to the 12th power of boom-bigger-te.

the warm air weasel of doom is what all farts run from.

the warm air weasel of doom by andand October 29, 2006

luke-warm 

To be luke warm is to have just taken one or two hits of marijuana and are starting to feel the effects of said marijuana. Sometimes the highest newbies feel when they smoke is luke-warm due to their lack of smoking experience and not being able to hold the smoke in for a good amount of time. Sometimes this happens due to the lack of generosity from some people during a session i.e Doyle,Jack,or Eric.

(1)Tom never smoked weed before so all he did was cough and feel luke-warm, not totally baked.

luke-warm by Kristobell January 10, 2008

Sleep Warm 

To get as nights of good sleep before you are killed.

You stole from me??? Good, Sleep warm tonight.

Sleep Warm by Richard October 27, 2004

Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm 

A Furry Copypasta filled with shit that weebs post on the internet.

Weeb: "Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm"
Person: "Ew what the fuck get away from me go to Gacha Life or something you shithole!"

Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm by doodleldood February 21, 2022

Globally warm

Extremely hot day, apparently due to the effects of global warming

Jeez this must be the first globally warm day of the year

Globally warm by Bobertino228 March 16, 2009