Chokey Wank

The act which results in a celebrity death as a result of a failed attempt at autoerotic asphyxia.

You know that Bill from Kill Bill died of a Chokey wank?

by Finnbarr March 7, 2010

Wank Holiday

A wank holiday is when, on a bank holiday (such as May Day), you stay at home all day and masturbate, preferably without leaving the house all day.

"What did you get up to on friday?"

"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"

by Muffin_UK April 3, 2009

wank job

Slightly classier cousin of the hand job.

The countess provided me with a glorious wank job

by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

bean wank

a male pouring beans over his own genitals while masturbating

also you can swop the word for nearly anything

e.g. a cup of tea, hot oil, tears (also known as a cry wank)

i had a bean wank lastnight with heinz

by biggaydaverave April 24, 2008

Sensual Wank

A truly romantic, and meaningful masturbation session. Legs spread, ass naked, scented candles burning, rose petals on satin sheets etc. Must last at least an hour to be considered a Sensual Wank.

"Hey guys, don't come in my room for another three hours. I'll be engaged in a Sensual Wank."

"Man, you Sensually Wank everyday. I was going to borrow a shirt yesterday, but the door was locked and Marvin Gaye was playing all afternoon."

by thefeedingeagle April 29, 2010

Wank Burgled

Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).

"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."

by Smister Loan September 30, 2008

albacore wanking

When you have a wank over Jessica Alba. Albacore porn is considered the hottest type of porn

Dude, yesterday I had some hardcore albacore wanking.

by Ovat February 23, 2008