Walmart

Something that's a knockoff

Person one: did you listen to lil darkies new song?

Person 2: yeah the Walmart xxx

by Xxur_badkid November 2, 2020

Walmart walnut

When you nut on someone in a Walmart

Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?

Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.

by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022

The Walmart Paradox

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire

The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem

by Reefermechanic420 March 1, 2024

walmart

the place where you can buy things

I go to walmart all day

by the holy potato boi April 7, 2020

Walmart Aggie

A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart

-Mullet

-NASCAR hat

-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! Gig-em!!!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Aggie"

by Jaydigital December 19, 2017

Walmart version of Italians

Mexicans

Mexicans are just the Walmart version of Italians

by 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 September 27, 2022

Basil's Walmart

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")

Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.

by WarWeasel August 29, 2024