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Urban Dictionary

A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.
I can’t believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious
by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020
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Urban Surfer

Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.
I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.
by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009
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urban-derilect

Noun, a car or vehicle built for performance uses, using only cheap, hack job, and/or rigged techniques while still getting the optimal outcome.
"Hey, did you see Nathan's new car? That ham-fisting hackster's 1974 toyota corolla is a total urban-derilect"
by huck&shred March 7, 2013
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Urban Meyer

To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress
This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer
by Pharr October 8, 2021
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urban dictionary

a useless website where lonely 12-year-olds release their frustrations which half of their definitions are sexist, racist, and make no sense and the editors don't bother reading them and click reject instantly or click definitions that are fucking stupid with no thought put into it the only good definitions are lost when the website was made are now ruined with horny fuckboys
person 1: these definitions are stupid I saw cat shit look better

person 2: that's urban dictionary for yah
by manic panic 2 June 10, 2018
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Urban Blacksmith

A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.
Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.

Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
by DavidSights August 4, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

Website in which people who place definitions are required to be waited on for approval.
Person 1: Do you have an Urban Dictionary account?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?

Person 1: Well.
by Aridity July 12, 2017
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