O-ticket

The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).

I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead

by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

bus ticket

When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.

"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"

by Sclaire85 June 27, 2014

biscuit ticket

Food stamps/ebt card

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016