Turtle Boxing

The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"

I loved turtle boxing her big bazoons.

by Action jackson December 5, 2003

shat on a turtle

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle

Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.

by sytelus July 30, 2010

play turtle

When a persons share a bed or sleeping bag and one person holds the other's head underneath the covers after a particularly potent fart. The victim is forced to breath the concentrated odor for an unspecified time.

My girlfriend and I went camping and we ate chilli and then I showed her how to play turtle.

by ClarkGable January 15, 2015

Tactical Turtles

The time when you are play call of duty and some pro calls down the tactical turtles and you'r screwed.

Shabonquiqui: Yo dawg dis kid just call down dem tactical turtles
Shanaynay: ow fack

by Tortuise November 22, 2011

turtle butt

A condition caused by an imminent turd projecting partially from one's rectum

..At the Beach.. after raw clams an beer..."Hey look at that dude runnin' to the water... He's gotta shit so bad... He's got a turtle butt!"

by Divewave May 26, 2006

Embarassed Turtle

Taking the limp penis and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. Then you take the loose scrotum (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your penis therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its shell.

The Embarassed Turtle, the Bat Wing, and the Brain are some of my favorite penis molding techniques during boredom.

by Fox Man October 24, 2007

Turtle Sex

The act of having sexual intercourse, turtle style. This involves the woman bent over, with the man bent on top of her entering her from behind. It is best accompanied by high-pitched frightening moans coming from either person.

girl 1 "last night me and mike were dancing, and he bent over on top of me! It was so arousing!"
girl 2 "looks like it was your first time having turtle sex!"

by turtlemaster1234 March 2, 2010