boobie toads

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!

Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

toady head

a fat, stupid, obnoxious, drunk who ties shirts around his waste

Johny: Chris got drunk last night and caught an std in tijuana

Beak: Fucking toady head

by the man March 4, 2004

toadsmagodes

a word that can universally mean everything and anything,
It can also be alone without a sentence, It will still have the same meaning
It has nothing to do with frogs!

Dude that is so toadsmagodes! (cool,awesome,weird,gross ect.)

by TheFryle_co. May 12, 2009

Toadie

The name of a legendary frog worshipping faggot.

Tahnok is a toadie.

Shut the fuck up and go suck LF's cock.

by Ctiger August 26, 2004

toadies

Prural of toady.

Toadies can often be found posting on message boards and participating actively in trolling behavior.

Post 1 - (Troll)
You guys remember "lol mutant" or am I just making that up?

Post 2 - (Toady 1)
I think the phrase "I sorta realize what I wanted" rings a bell...lol mutant

Post 3 - (Toady 2)
Yeah, he's a bit on the moronic side. lol mutant

Post 4 - (Toady 3)
I haven't seen lol mutant in ages, he was so lulsy.

Post 5 - (Mutant)
Welcome back "toadies"...I really missed you!

by QuidProQuo101 April 22, 2011

Toaded

When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping

Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded

by stanman November 4, 2012

Toad3087

A master pimp, he has many women that he bones on a regular bases. He also sleeps around and is invincible to all forms of sexually transmitted diseases.

Holy crap. Toad is having sex AGAIN!?

by Toad the Terrible January 19, 2004