troll ticket

Slang for a single dose of LSD on blotter paper.

I took three troll tickets earlier, and things are starting to get pretty weird.

by Andrew Hartline March 14, 2006

golden ticket idea

Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.

Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.

by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009

TS Ticket

Tough Sh!t Ticket (archaic). An imaginary/facetious "ticket" (as in train ticket) to someplace that doesn't exist, like Pity City. Essentially meaning "too bad, so sad, you ain't getting what you want, I am unsympathetic to your dilemma or plight".

Alternatively, some sort of financial aid or assistance for those experiencing hard times, like food stamps or WIC vouchers.

Awwwww. I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend is sick and you failed your test. Here... Let me get you a pair of TS Tickets to Pity City and you two can have a good day.

by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010

Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

Suicide.

The act of taking one's own life.

To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.

1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.

2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.

4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

pawn shop tickets

1. Engaging in sexual activity with another.

"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".

by Alia P-S April 27, 2007

tinker

(v.) To pinch another persons nipple randomly.

"Oh my God, Dan just tinkered me, and now my nipple is bruised!"

by storeroomkid January 19, 2009