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thunder cunt 

1) a cunt that automatically vibrates when fucked.
2) a dick that is constantly fucked by a cunt like thunder
3) an insult
1) Dude can i borrow your thunder cunt
2) Omg U have one hell of a thunder cunt
3) U such a thunder cunt u dick fucking asshole shit fucker.
thunder cunt by Audri and Jess January 15, 2005

Thunder Clap 

The act of making your hands flat (like a high five) and inserting one hand in a chicks ass and the other in her pussy then proceeding to clap your hands together.
man: hey do u want to step it up from the shocker

girl: o yea baby gimme the thunder clap!
Thunder Clap by 80artemis June 5, 2010

thunder tits 

hey thunder tits! quit playing xbox live and work on your binary skills!
thunder tits by marty yates August 26, 2004

Thunder Thighs

Veins going down the leg that look like thunder bolts.
Damn that bitch has thunder thighs, RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Thunder Thighs by FlySqueaksFly March 10, 2011

Thunder Mug 

A drinking vessel of epic proportions, something that only the Gods, NAY only the Axemen would consider worthy of holding their drink. A mug filled with the frothiest of ales that can quench the even the most parched of throats. Some have said that drinking from such a vessel will allow a man to impregnate a women with his musk alone. Footnotes are needed on that last claim
Barkeep: What will it be Sir?
Customer: I want something that will allow me to climb the tallest tower, swim the widest ocean, to verb the adjective noun!
Barkeep: That'll be a Thunder Mug then
Thunder Mug by Rudy_Acadia January 28, 2010

Thunder Screams 

She gave thunder screams while making love.
Thunder Screams by Rasa June 27, 2007