Thonk

A thong lost in someones fat ass. (donk)

"Dude she gotta a donk so big that thong looks lost in there!"

"Man thats what you call a thonk cause indiana jones couldn't find that thong lost in that fat ass!"

by @n0+h3r p350n April 26, 2010

Thong Funk

The moist build up, on a females Thongunderwear after walking or moving around for a while in the Thong

"Yo I GOTS to change my drawers, I gots thong funk building up"

by Doo Dip January 24, 2009

Brian Thonnard

noun - The raddest fuckin guy on the planet.

My name is Brian Thonnard, and I'm the raddest fuckin guy on the planet.

by American Hammer® October 28, 2008

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job?

by Brian Q December 12, 2008

Thong-Dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job?

by TIinPA December 9, 2008

thongular

Adjective: Painful or chafing in a manner characteristic of a thong.

"Man, this lawn chair iz ridin up my ass so bad it be THONGULAR!"

by Peter S. July 15, 2005

Thong Song

1) The story that women tell about the reason the wear a thong versus regular panties because it feels better and sexier, eventhough everyone knows it is because their butts are too huge and regular panties always crackigate on them.
2) A woman's constant complaining about her ass being to big and that she needs to do something about it, but never does.

1) I wish Sarah would stop sining her thong song and admit the french cut she bought last time didn't fit right.

2) Stop singing your thong song and go to the gym.

by BuddhaDude3 August 16, 2011