by J-_P_TheyNeed_IT January 27, 2021

by anguspitts April 2, 2022

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.
Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"
Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022

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by anonymous November 13, 2020

by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021
