Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

by ranchretardation March 16, 2024

Hidden valley ranch

Ranch.

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store

by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021

hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden

person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?

by granolamom July 15, 2022

Hidden Valley Ranch

Name for a woman's thick and creamy pussy juice.

Layla has the best Hidden Valley Ranch that I have ever tasted.

by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023

Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 08, 2024

Saddle Ranch

1. Fucked over

Oh darn I just got saddle ranched

by Saddlerancher April 26, 2021

Yam ranch

A loser who swats michele marie Dalene

Michele marie Dalene just got yam ranched

by Noodles 1980 July 10, 2022