Lagoon Poon

A sweaty, messy girls' downstairs

I couldn't go down on her because she had a mass case of Lagoon Poon

by Bohndo March 14, 2015

Dr Poon

a man with excessive knowledge of the female reproductive organ

It wont go in...best call Dr Poon

by Dr Poon April 28, 2012

poon pounding

The vigorous pounding agaisnst the poon by the male genitalia.

Justin was arrested for poon pounding an 85 year old under-cover police officer.

by BAhh98 September 11, 2006

anti-poon

Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.

Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon

by Adam Stoltz May 15, 2008

Palin poon

A mysterious abyss that McCain has plunged into one too many times. But quite frankly, its the only useful feature of her.

Guy 1: Dude! I just got some Palin poon!

Guy 2: I'm so sorry.

by McCains growing erection July 20, 2009

poon crease

A giant fat pussy camel toe

"Damn is yo crotch hungry? cuz its eatin yo pants!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

poon jab

-noun -verb

1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.

2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.

In a professional training session:

Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.

Dustin: Oh my God...

Brandon: Really guy?

Instructor: What a poon jab.

Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.

Guy2: Right on!

by Fireman23 May 10, 2011