Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by anonymous November 13, 2022

Lizard lord

Lizard Lord is the king of the reptiles. He can command lizards at will and eat people whole with his long scaly tongue

"I think Max is the Lizard Lord"

by Tribal69 April 16, 2021

pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope

Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard

by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017

Lizards

Lizards correspond to the NBA basketball Team Washington Wizards. When you are such a bad team in the NBA LIZARDS is the new nickname.

Have you seen the shitty Washington LIZARDS lose again? Westbrick bricked it again? OMG, the Lizards are ass.

by axtrosity April 9, 2021

Slime lizard

A woman who only consumes your jizz

That hoe be my slime lizard twofoem

by Penisiisi September 3, 2021

newtie lizard

HOT ASS MAN

newtie lizard is a HOTTIEEEEEE

by newtxthomas1 September 6, 2021

Mr lizard

The youtuber you can't fucking upload on time and he's a lazy piece of shit

That youtuber is a Mr lizard

by The truth man69 December 12, 2018