Redneck Tow

Moving an inoperable, undrivable vehicle from one location to another by pushing it with a regular old car (or rusty pick up truck).

One person sits in the broken car to steer, and the other drives directly behind in the 'pusher' car, flooring it to be able to move both vehicles. There is no equipment involved in this tow--just front bumper to back bumper and pedal to the metal.

A Redneck Tow is usually accompanied by screeching tires.

by tantallum April 12, 2011

redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.

Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!

by John's fish market September 25, 2017

redneck cleanse

Diarrhea

I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.

by EV780 May 19, 2016

Redneck bidet

When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole

That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.

by sirfuzzle May 12, 2015

Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 April 17, 2011

a thirsty redneck

Someone who likes their cousin

"Man my cousin lynn; I wonder if she a freak."
Aye bro u a thirsty redneck

by longdaddyd December 26, 2011

Redneck Hickey

A hickey but with more animal tendency.

My boyfriend gave me a redneck hickey last night.🥰

by Codipher June 27, 2020