Anti-tweeting

Tweeting the opposite of what you actually think just to see how people react. This term was invented by Tim Pool.

"It is not enough to not use twitter. You must be actively anti-tweeting"-- Tim Pool

by Eushshtb April 29, 2021

textingophile

Textingophile is one who loves texting, a little too much, were it gets annoying.

This guy is such a textingophile, he never stops sending me texts.

by e-moohaha-mi December 25, 2008

tweeting point

When you've come to the point where you just can't resist tweeting. Compare: tipping point.

A: Who are you texting to now?

B: Twitter. I've reached my tweeting point.

by Novatron June 6, 2009

texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010

Texting Sherpa

A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.

Hey, I need to get back to Scott. Do you mind being my texting sherpa as we head to the car?

by greenolive November 19, 2010

Testing Tanks

Physically challenging an adversary for a long duration of time. Beating someone with the utmost physicality and alpha-male dominance.

Joel Miller from USF was really testing tanks against Clemson.

by WAYDWYL April 12, 2011

Tweeting Tragedy

An instance in which an individual who tweets on a regular basis thinks of an inspiring and authentic tweet; however in the process of going to tweet this inspiring thought, the individual forgets what he/she was going to tweet

Today, I logged onto Twitter then had a tweeting tragedy.
He thought of something incredible to tweet, then had a tweeting tragedy.
I saw someone else's tweet then had a tweeting tragedy.

by DanDoellion August 17, 2011