Gaurav Teebag

Pavement pooping punjab admins that think they are special because they run shitty Facebook groups.

I’m going to take a giant gaurav teebag in the street, and then ban people because they disagree with me.

by PrastinkeShitler November 6, 2018

teelan

The sound of Teelan's voice brings women into heat and grizzly bears to a purr. A genetically perfect human, he possesses the physique of a Greek God and the charm of a british spy. His reflexes rival that of a jungle cat and he showcases mongoose-like speed. Smooth as silk and suave as an italian jazz singer. A god among men, there is no equal, nor shall there ever be.

The party was full of girls, but then teelan came by so they all went home with him. Man he is awesome.

by tpiece November 20, 2013

Sex Teeball

A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.

Those girls so wanted it and were so into us, it was like sex teeball in there.

by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010

r/teenagersbutpog

exactly like r/teenagers in every way, except people just complain about r/teenagers

Man, r/teenagersbutpog is a lot like r/teenagers!

by Big pog man May 17, 2021

Teenagers

A human like creatures, that causes mischief.

The groups of teenagers, tagged the building. Said the police officer.

by mujahidul May 24, 2008

teenagers

male. weed smokin bastards who like to drive around in limos with all their friends and moon people by hanging their bares asses out the window while the hottest girlfriend of one of the guys stands out the sunroof not wearing anything from the waist up and pouring water down her chest and shaking around when a car dares to get close enough.


female. dam whores.

being a teenagers rox my jox

by teneille June 5, 2005

My Life As A Teenage Robot

the absolutely most retarded show nickeleodeon ever put on their shitty network. ok first how in the hell would there be a teenage robot?? second the only people that watch this abomination and atrocity against humanity that makes you actually dumber for watching, are insecure pregnant teenagers that smoke pot and end having retarded mutant babies that are addicted to crack.

nickeleodeon got sued by the U.N. for committing crimes against humanity by putting my life as a teenage robot on the air

by PlayDohMan October 18, 2004