Squirrel

Squirrel-a SWAGLESS individual due to the paranoid nature of how uncool they are and/or their ability to hate on a super swagged out person.

You looking real Squirrel today with that FUBU and k-swiss on :D

All you wanna be rappers have some serious squirrel mentality, get that ish together. -_-

Look at yo squirrel ass riding a bike and tryna talk to my girl, get outta here.

by Jalalsa July 23, 2011

squirrel

1. Noun - Furry little bastard animal that runs around your yard and climbs up your trees.

2 Verb - When a male sticks both of his nuts into a female's mouth like a squirrel would do with the nuts it collects on the ground.

1. I swear.. one day I am going to shoot that squirrel!
2. I swear.. one day I am going to squirrel that girl!

by Compton Carlisle January 6, 2007

rusty the squirrel

Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!

She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.

by Rusty69 December 24, 2008

Squirmish

The word Sarah Palin confused with the word skirmish.

Sarah Palin was confused as to whether the action taken in Libya is an attack or a squirmish.

by S Boss April 16, 2011

squirrel chaz

When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!

"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"

by T,J, December 27, 2008

Squirrel Meat

The roll of excess skin created when one wears an article of clothing which is too snug. The most common offenses being jeans and tube tops. In common urban vernacular this phenomenon is also known as the muffin top. This term was coined deep in the jungles of Maui at an undisclosed location.

"I really like these jeans but they give me too much squirrel meat."

by Pooch to the third February 18, 2010

Squirel Suicide

when a squirell who is depressed because all of his/her family members have died due to getting hit by a car decides to commit suicide by running out infront of a car there by killing itself. This is a very cereal matter and should not be taken lightly.

Sally the Squirel's family was going across the street on a vacation. On the way to their destination, they all get hit by a car. Sally becomes so depressed that she runs infront of a car in order to commit suicide to avoid funeral costs. This is a classic example of a Squirel Suicide.

by penguin_boxers77 April 11, 2010