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i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is 

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.
Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here
Someone/something that is weak sauce and bad. They would smell really awful.
Look at that moose over there, its a total squeebel.
squeebel by rsguy225 October 28, 2018

Squeezie 

A squeezie is a make-shift gravity bong made by a 1 litre bottle, flat bottle cap and a socket piece. It captures the smoke by slowly releasing the pre-squeezed bottle half filled with water while lighting the marijuana in the socket piece which has been melted and air-locked into the cap with a lighter. after the smoke has pulled through into the bottle, take off the cap and inhale the smoke.
"Sam just had a squeezie, he's on another planet!"
Squeezie by Tinny Inspector March 28, 2021

Beef Squeegee 

A Beef Squeegee is a term used to describe a used, yet tight vagina, particularly the vagina of a prostitute.
Although a pro on the street corner circuit, it was impressive to see the prostitute's beef squeegee was tighter than a nun's Gucci hole.
A tight or crowded space which causes a feeling of uneasiness or discomfort.
Melissa said it was a little squeezy sitting next to the large man on the bus.
Squeezy by reeefer May 31, 2013