Zane Spreadborough

Zane Spreadborough is a term to describe someone who is heavily autistic (ASD) and smells like they just washed their mouth with elephant Piss. An acronym of this term, is someone who endorses in incest sexual intercourse and calls it their "kink".

Jonathan XU is a Zane Spreadborough

by NiggerlessCage November 7, 2023

Nacho Cheese Spread

What old people think we're saying when we said that's what she said.

Ouch! -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread! -Old Person.
You Mean That's What She Said?? -Teen.

by lovverrrr December 6, 2010

Voyage of the Yawn Spreader

a. The event following a particularly contagious yawn, in which all persons in the vicinity cannot resist yawning themselves.

b. A phrase used in reaction to a boring speech, lecture, or conversation.

Sean passed his yawn to everyone in the freaking room just because he stayed out too late last night. It was like the fucking Voyage of the Yawn Spreader in there.

Don't even think about taking Jefferson's Public Administration class. It's just another Voyage of the Yawn Spreader. Everyone falls asleep within the first ten minutes.

by Alastairmaster June 20, 2011

Big Ol' Spread

Refers to a woman with a big posterior.

Serena Williams got a big ol' spread.

by El Taco Loco69 August 14, 2011

first year spread

term used when first year university students pick up weight during the course of their year. Causes may vary. example: stress, over-eating, over-drinking, lack of exercise.

"First year spread is real, Jane has picked up a lot of weight this year."

by Liadol15 December 7, 2015

Two-hand spread

Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.

Daniel was over last night and I really had to let one loose, so I had to use the two-hand spread! Worked like a charm! All smells, no noise.

by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 18, 2017

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.

As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020