smooth carl

Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock

"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"

by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008

poo smoothie

When food turns a perfectly good bowel movement into liquid poo.

"That burrito gave me a poo smoothie."

by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

Chocolate and Vanilla smoothy

When a boy shits in a blender along with some of his cum. blends it up and gives it to his parner to drink.

Nick Jonas gave Miley Cyrus a Chocolate and Vanilla Smoothy and thats the only reason why she went out with him

by 555 your mother 555 February 24, 2009

low fat strawberry smoothie

The drink of health food freaks who desire to be semi-normal with their eating patterns.

Delicious and nutritious. Usually made with a type of low fat vanilla yogurt and some real strawberries, not that fake juice stuff.

Bob: What are you having?
Stacey: A low fat strawberry smoothie and you?
Bob: A smoothie.

by musicallyfit848 May 30, 2009

Big Mama Smooth

A Fat Bitch that gives a nice ride in bed.

Yo your Big Mama Smooth gave the gnarliest ride in bed last night.

by Joe Hunkk October 23, 2009

Churchill smoothie

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.

"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."

by Dave April 20, 2005

Smoothing the butter

The maneuver of introducing yourself to a lady by rubbing her back gently (in a smoothing motion) while she is engaged into sexual relations with another person, in hope of obtaining an invitation into the sexual activity.

Rezza tried smoothing the butter with Brendan and a very lovely page 3 model...

by Tcassius October 1, 2010