sloppy slurp

When you blow a guy so hard he ejaculates somewhat like a fire hydrant causing her to fall backwards

I gave this guy the best sloppy slurp of his life last night, I swear I fell back 4 feet!

by Bigballer34 February 18, 2018

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booty slurp

When your girlfriend has diarrhea and you use a broken straw to suck such liquid from the anus

Yeah dude Macy is sick as a dog but she let me booty slurp so it’s all good

by Slurpmebuns May 15, 2018

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Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)

Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.

by That One Guy Down The Street. June 14, 2018

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Semen Slurpie

Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.

(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

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cum slurping lips

A girl with beautiful, thick luscious lips expertly designed by God himself that are meant to serve only one purpose: slurping cum out of a nice hard cock.

Brad: Hey bro check out that girl!
Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
Brad: Wow she has some nice cum slurping lips!

by Thachosenoneee November 7, 2019

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A sexual act when one person, while sitting on the other person's face, pours a shot of good Kentucky Bourbon down his or her body so it makes it down to the awaiting partner who then audibly slurps the liquor from his or her partner's privates.

Damn, last night my girl and I got pretty freaky and did a Bourbon Slurp with Basil Hayden!

by StSiehta May 4, 2020

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