slippery

something that's wet and dripply smooth surface move quickly across it

his weenis was very slippery yesterday

by gibbythegreat February 21, 2019

slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

Slippery Fiddle

When one is having sex with there partner and they add too much lube into the mix, the males penis starts wracking it’s partner with his penis in the face because he can’t keep it in the whole

“My husband couldn’t keep control of his Slippery Fiddle last night”

by Ass Slime June 23, 2018

Slippery Heater

The act of a man masturbating using Vaseline as a lubricant, and upon completion lighting his dick on fire.

Andy was feeling particularly spicy, so he preformed a slippery heater once he got home from school.

by KingFlippyNips May 30, 2018

slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox May 30, 2018

Slippery Handle

A sexual maneuver involving two men. The first man masturbates and ejaculates onto the penis of the second man. The second man then masturbates to completion using the first man's ejaculate as a lubricant.

I always knew Tad and Steven were close, but I heard they took their friendship to a new level when Tad gave Steven a Slippery Handle at Kylie's party last weekend.

by terminator2ismyjam June 3, 2018

Slippery ass

Someone who tries to get everyone’s man

This slippery ass bitch is hitting on my man😡

by Thecat June 5, 2018