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skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."
by ksyder December 9, 2008
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Skid Bob

Skid Bob is a term you would use when seeing a random ass person that looks like the world would be better off without. It's is a mix of a skidmark of society, much like when you can't get a shit stain out of the toilet, and a random asshole that no one likes. Also some one who talks about random shit, sucks with women, and still says your mom jokes.
*Commonly found amongst the guys wearing vans, mc hammer pants, with a cutoff and a gold chain, also a backwards hat that is placed perpendicularly floating upon the noggin. Also commonly found doublefisting a Juul and a Smirnoff ice*

I don't know who the fuck let this skid bob into the party but you just ruined the whole tempo!
by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018
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Skin The Dragon

Driving a lawn mower, a four wheeler, or other machine as close as you can to a wet or swampy area without getting stuck. You get stuck, you lose.
I played skin the dragon on my 4 wheeler next to the swamp and lost. They needed a tractor to get me out of the mud! Sometimes you skin the dragon and sometimes the dragon skins you!
by Blood Alpha May 29, 2020
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Skilled Poon Hunter

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.
Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!
by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021
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Don't get green skin

Meaning to not be a alien. Don't isolate yourself away.
"Don't get green skin, Be in contact, Don't say goodbye, Smell you later."
by TheGreenSpyGuy July 8, 2019
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hugs and skittles

Code words for “Drugs and Sex”. H=Dr and ex=kittles
This doctor examining my eyes was so hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles, but she slapped me in the face and called security.
by Bill Brasky the man May 23, 2018
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hugs and skittles

Hugs and Skittles is code for "Drugs and Sex." Dr=H and ex=kittles. Used when talking about drugs and sex, but don't want parents to hear about it.
My eye doctor was smoking hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles. But she rolled her eyes and called security on me.
by Bill Brasky the man May 26, 2018
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