Hot Single Mom

It's what you're supposed have hot meaty sex with, says every ad in existence. Well turns out the ads were right! You have to have sex with every single mom ever to exist you little pussies, it's for the benefit of making to share your huge schlong to everyone of them, hopefully you will be inspired to have sex with them.

Man i just had sex with a Hot Single Mom

by Smedgewic January 9, 2021

SUPER SINGLE

THE STATE OF BEING OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP SO LONG YOU'D BE READY TO HOOK UP WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE...

SANDRA: OOOO HE'S SINGLE, SHOULD I GET WITH HIM?

CARRIE: SANDRA, HELL NO, HE IS BUTT UGLY

SANDRA: UGH! I BEEN SINGLE SO LONG, I NEED SOMEBODY

CARRIE: GIRL SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE super single.

by KEKE BISH January 15, 2011

dutch single

1. a cheap, low budget hit in a baseball game
2. when u satisfy your asshole with ur own balls

the hit was a dutch single

that 6'9 homo just dutch singled over in the corner

by christobal6969 July 30, 2007

Little girls going hard on single ladies

A YouTube video of a group of very young girls dancing erotically to Beyonce's hit song. Responsible for thousands of Chris Hansen victims and controversial video comments.

After seeing "Little girls going hard on single ladies," I have a newfound sympathy for all the victims of Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen.

by Nathan44294 July 5, 2010

every single time

An ad hominem argument.

Used as an exclamation when you correctly guess another person's ethnicity/religion based on correlation of their statement with a widespread stereotype about ethnicity/religion.

Person A: Uncontrolled mass immigration is undoubtedly one of the greatest means of strengthening the nation.
Person B: *checking person A's ethnicity/religion and finding the expected result* I knew it! Every single time!

by siostranoc April 23, 2020

married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids

" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."

by anonymous November 6, 2022

The Single Army

When any number of singles work together to achieve a common goal; most often, helping fellow single members hook up with the opposite sex.

PT received a promotion in the Single Army after an expert display of wingmanship the other night.

by DRap316 January 11, 2009