Shifter

One who has a DySfUnCtIoNaL ReLaTiOnShIp WiTh ThEiR ShIfT KeY. They think it's cool. NEWS FLASH: It's not. What, did you skip elemetary school?

Me: Hey. Whats up?
You: NoThInG MuCh. JuSt HaNgIn OuT. YoU?
Me: Ok, no. Here's a dollar. why don't you go buy your dignity back? Nobody likes a Shifter.

by MBequalsHeart November 17, 2005

water shitter

A motorhome that is seen in a residential area useally one of large size with a sink and toliet.

A toliet

Hey look at that water shitter going down the street!

I,m gonna take a shit in the water shitter now

by UNIT 2 June 22, 2006

shattered

shattered to have consumed excessive amounts of alcohol

ian calling his mum to pick him up at 3am: hey ma! can you come and pick me up! im shattered!

by blossmmm January 23, 2005

Phantom Shitter

Usually a male student. Someone who intentionally craps away from the shitter leaving special presents in the sinks/under bog hinges/up doors for anyone who walks through the ddor

Hark! The Phantom Shitter has struck again.

by thelostlibertine March 31, 2005

Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter.

1. Term specifically used in soccer for badly beating another team.
2. Having sex with a dirty slut in a Port-O-Potty.

1. "So how was the game today?"
"We won 5-0, we were Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter all game long."

2. "That ho was slutty. She wanted it so bad I had to pull the car over and I was Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter."

by Bad Andy November 7, 2007

hope his next shite's a hedgehog

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.

Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"

by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008