Seton Promise

A promise that means so much that if broken it could tear apart the best of friends

Man he was my bestfriend until he broke that Seton Promise

by sblaze13 November 22, 2010

Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.

1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.

by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011

Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

Sensor Excel-lent

Getting head while shaving in the shower.

Jesse: Katie gave me a sensor excel-lent for my birthday.
Dan: She's a keeper.

by cloakedagger December 10, 2013

Season Burning

The act of rapidly watching consecutive seasons of a particular show in order catch up to current season.

I had to call out of work this morning bc I was season burning ALL of shameless last night.

by cdb.phillybluntz March 13, 2014

seasonal ghost

A ghost or apparition that only makes it's appearance during a specific season (fall, winter, ect).

The lights only flicker in January because that's when our seasonal ghost Hector comes around.

by Tree Lover December 25, 2015

season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.

"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."

by bigbadscot December 25, 2016