School

A place where children are imprisoned and forced to listen to some flunkie could get a better job fill their head with lies and propaganda.

Also see prison

My school has big metal gates all around it, so they might as well just admit it's prison.

by Axem Chaotix June 26, 2005

School

A concentration camp

Fuck school

by Kidswillbekids December 11, 2019

School

School is one of Satan's creations. Basically a prison filled fuck boys and slutty clowns.

I have to go to school today. Send in your prayers

by ShoutoutToAllMyPears March 12, 2015

School

A stupid, idiotic, imbecilic, flaming pit of despair where you are stuffed full of menial bullshit you will never use beyond this crapload of a building where the teachers jam unimportant facts down your throat, that they are only doing so that they can paid for a measly job where a shitbag principal and other teachers are ordered to teach you math, reading and writing, but not how to get a fucking job. These teachers jam shit down your throat and guess what? Don't understand it? TOO BAD! This is your life and you'd better get fucking started on this waste of childhood, working even harder than others because you don't understand. You don't understand how drawing an idiotic 3-D cube in art class helps you become a fucking DOCTOR!!

Man: You ever think about that worksheet that you finished in fifth grade, in you elementary school? Did you ever need that again?
Woman: Fuck no.

by Zack Heligan April 28, 2020

School

12 years or more of shit streamed bollox that is taught to you just because your brain can just about handle it. Teachers don't understand that children are human beings and instead like to enforce ridiculus rules just because they are in a room that is by a stupid law.. theirs. 6 hours of the day you are sent to this virtual prison. When you finally escape and have the freedom to do as you please you realise that those homework leg chains clamp you to your desk and unless you write about something you have already learned you will not get unlocked. Even if you abuse these chains you become then taken back to the prison for extra time for not writing out 5 times what you already know. Why do we have to do it? "To realise the opportunities in life and get a good job a live a normal life with an average job" you forgot with taxes and loans and crap still forcing us into social breakdown just because you decided to spend that little extra on yourself. Is it a shame to enjoy yourself? No it isn't. School seems to make people think it is

Teacher: I said stop talking!!

Student: (quiet muttering)

Teacher: I HEARD THAT! AN HOURS DETENTION!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?

Honest student: I had other homework to do and also i needed some time to chill out. You only gave us a day to do it.

Teacher: I GAVE YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME! YOU WILL FINISH IT AND MORE AFTER SCHOOL!!

by Matthew Legg May 27, 2006

School

Also known as Hell
Unless, of course, you go to Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry

Person 1: Ugh, i hate school!
Person 2: I know right!
Teacher: Detention

Wizard: I'm so glad we go to this school!
Witch: I know right!
Professor: 10 points for Gryffindor!

by I Hate BelleKummer February 26, 2010

School

a living nightmare

i hate school!!!

by i dunno March 31, 2003