Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside

The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths

by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025

Sami

Egyptian oil owner. Has a "heart" on. Most straight guy ever.

the women must luuuhh Sami

by GothMommy27 May 7, 2025

Sami

Egyptian oil owner. Has a "heart" on. Most straight guy ever.

The women must luuuh Sami...

by GothMommy27 May 7, 2025

Samiah Schizophrenia

When someone hears Beyonce singing and cannot differentiate if Beyonce is singing at her Cowboy Carter concert or someone is playing Beyonce music near by.

“GIRL I HEAR BEYONCE IM NOT CRAZY”
“Girl no ur schizophrenic ;-;”

“You have samiah schizophrenia..”

by honeymonsterz May 9, 2025

samik mehra

a muscular person with a massive dick (9+ inches girthy and veiny) and pp curls 450 kg

That dude is prolly a samik mehra

by themoggerofallfries June 13, 2025

Sami house

A metaphor used for people who complain about everything, despite being wealthy and happy in life.

Person 1: "Oh my life is terrible! everything sucks!"

Person 2: "Don't be stupid, you live in a Sami house."

by ohnomyroofleaking July 16, 2025

Saige

Saige is the most beautiful, brave and kind person you’ll ever meet. She has a heart like no other and she treats everyone as if they were a best friend she’s know for ever. She is a god fearing, strong woman who is going to do great things in life

Holy crap did you see that Saige girl? She’s so beautiful

by Jett crawford August 10, 2025