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grimsby salad 

the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.
'I woke up to find a grimsby salad in my calvins'
grimsby salad by Chris-Piano December 22, 2004

English Country Salad 

A sex act between two partners that is illegal in many areas of the world. In this activity the submissive partner lies on his or her stomach with the acting partner on top. The acting partner then sticks their finger down their throat to induce vomiting, regurgitating whatever's in their stomach into the submissive partner's ass crack.

The acting partner then proceeds to eat the vomit out of the ass crack while performing anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. The phrase "English Country" refers to the vibrant colors often found in vomit. "Salad" refers to the eating of vomit from the asscrack.
"Oh, darling," said the aroused naked woman to her male lover, "I want you to give me an English Country Salad."

"For you, my love," responded the man. "I'll do anything. My only desire is to please you in every way."

Then he stuck his finger down his throat and vomited all over her ass crack. After that he ate all the vomit while licking her asshole, concluding by giving his love a tender kiss on the lips. They cuddled the rest of the night.

toss salad 

The licking or eating in and around the ass.
Baby, that ass is so fine that I'm gonna toss your salad. I bet I'll cum just from licking inside of your sweet ass.
toss salad by Fetish January 29, 2003

salad fingers 

Salad Fingers could best be described as a massachistic, skitzophrenic recluse, attracted only to pain and rust. It's human nature to find ourselves drawn to something that we find odd, especially if we're not one hundred percent certain why it has this effect on us. Salad Fingers is the perfect example: If one was to read every new grounds comment for Dave's SF toons, they would find that many of them sounded sincerely disturbed, but found themselves drawn to it at any rate. I find it interesting how many people are hooked on David's work, and I am amused at how much energy his fans devote to trying to interpret its meaning. I agree with many people who say that Salad Fingers stands out among the millions of brainless and clichéd flash toons that make up a large majority of internet space. I'm not knocking other flash toons or anything, really, I just think that Salad Fingers stands brilliantly and mysteriously on its own.
I don't like this game...

Do you not like my mouth words?
salad fingers by Matt Hill February 21, 2005

tossing the greek salad 

"The date was going good until he told me he liked tossing the greek salad"

Salsarrhea 

The act of eating your Salsaritas meal and then immediately placing it in the nearest toilet. (AKA: Salsarita's induced explosive diarrhea.)
That meal from Salsarita's was great...except now I have Salsarrhea.

Get me to the nearest Seven Eleven; I have Salsarrhea!!
Salsarrhea by shesthatgurl1 January 8, 2010