Mr. Roundmouth

Mr. Roundmouth is a slang term for your butthole.

Dang dude, I am never drinking that much again. Mr. Roundmouth was puking all morning and I couldn't get any sleep.

by Willy Wig January 11, 2012

rounders

A kickass movie about poker released in the late 90's.
Starring Matt Damon.
One damn good film.

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.

by KRHimself January 24, 2004

cum roulette

When you have six dudes cum in a chick and you all have to take a paternity test. Whoever is the father loses.

I lost cum roulette because I have a kid.

by askdkd May 13, 2012

rough trade

violent, often brutal sex acts, or a person, usually a male prostitute, who looks like they participate in such acts.

My boyfriend looks like rough trade.

by julie September 8, 2003

first round pick

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. A person whom most everyone deems attractive and highly sought after. It is the opposite of a free agent. There are usually serveral factors that make a person so highly sought after. The most common of which is physical prowess such as physical endowments such as large breasts or penis. Other factors include money, social status and sexual aptitude. Assessments of this nature tend to lead to the beholder to pursue said person on some level whether it be casual sex or eventual dating. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.

Isn't that Jane Doe? Man, she is so fine, I'd take her as a first round pick any day...

by topp dizzle September 17, 2008

squeeze off a round

to defecate; go number two

Hey, I'm going in the growler to squeeze off a round.

by C.C. Black March 25, 2007

round eye

Slang used by Asians to describe the white man or Americans.

You want sweet & sour pork? Silly round-eye!

by Rob April 21, 2003