Quarter Pounder

The act of an Ed-Boy is when you tie a girl to a bed and put a ballgag in her mouth, however instead of a ball, the ballgag needs to have a jawbreaker. Each of your homies then take turns fucking her, until she has fully eaten the jawbreaker, no matter how long it takes, and no matter how many men fuck her.

Bonus points if you shout "Buttered Toast", "Shablakah" or "Gravy" as you nut.

"Hey Kevin, did you hear what me and the other guys on the cul-de-sac did to Nazz last night? We gave her the ol' Quarter Pounder"

by Life_Has_Many_Doors_Edboy October 4, 2018

shree quartas

past halfway and just almost full hot but not quite there, next shot a tequila and ya full hot

"ay arryone her is full hot dun"
"nah im only shree quartas get me a shott"

by johnny barnes June 13, 2008

The quarter pounder with cheese

After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.

The quarter pounder with cheese:

Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!

Doug: Sick!

by Illuminati Man March 22, 2010

gem and two quarts

absolutely amazing individual or article thing. no question beyond a shadow of a doubt, the impressiveness of this certain specimen.

"this picture is a gem and two quarts!!"

"you're a gem, a gem and two quarts!"

by MandyBoj January 8, 2009

God's Quarterback

A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.

The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)

Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.

by pokepotty August 22, 2011

Dodge's Balkan Quarters

Dodge's Balkan Quarters is a server made up by some absolute chads that have destroyed servers such as jaratia and do nothing than shitpost and be funny, if you're a member of this server you probably are 6'5, well built, smart and a red pilled alpha male

Yo dude are you from Dodge's balkan quarters
No dude, I'm a beta male Jaratian
Wow what a shame, really disappointed in you
I'm sorry for being a jaratian

by AvarageDodgesBalkanQuartersMem July 22, 2020

Quarter Rican

One who is of 25% of Puerto Rican descent and uses it proudly too their advantage of pure americans over jobs and quotas.

Yo ese! I'm Quarter Rican, now me das tu trabajo-gimme yer job.(hollywood spanglish)

by Madd Jester December 16, 2004