patch

a spot of hair that is missing from your head usually used as a cap for cappers

1. Damn look at that fat ass PATCH!!
2. Awwww PATCH!!

by qjouwsetriynu December 16, 2008

pitchfork

(v.) What happens when you don't move out from your parent's basement, instead prolonging college-lifestyle mentalities.

When he was 22, he was okay, but he's pitchforked in his parents basement looking at internet porn all the time.

by Roger Dodger February 20, 2004

Pitch

Terminology used in Bristol UK, for those rare occasions when snow accumulates on the ground instead of instantly melting.

Archie: 'Well bugger me, it's snowing outside!'
Jermaine: 'Is it pitching?'
Archie: 'Yes. Yes it is.'

by thee old boozerooney May 5, 2005

Mustard Patch

In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.

"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."

by Hexicon June 23, 2006

pitcher

Redneck or hillbilly vernacular for picture.

Hey man, where we gon' hang that pitcher?

by A. A. Ron March 3, 2005

pitching wedge

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away

Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.

by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

Pitching The Tent

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

by pimp daddy johnson July 8, 2010