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Butt Puddle

The damp butt-shaped imprint left on your sheets after a long sweaty session of sex.
Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.
Butt Puddle by Deadinlivingform April 25, 2011

author paddleduck 

Aunt Julie is the author of Paddleduck Julie, A little girl from Texas. First time publisher of children's books about her childhood in Texas. This is a collection of lively short stories for the young and young at heart.
Author Paddleduck is an adventurous and mischievous girl who likes to have fun. Paddleduck did not want to go to school. Paddleduck was getting ready to start the school year. She had to catch the bus early to get to school on time and be ready to start at 8:00 AM. She begged her mom not to make her go. Lo and behold, she heard a commotion outside. She went to look out the window, and all her friends were playing at the bus stop. YES! Paddleduck was ready to join her friends. Her mom handed her lunch bag to her, and off she went.

Extreme Puddle Jumping

Extreme Puddle Jumping is a new form of PARKOUR where friends go outside on a rainy day i jump from puddle to puddle normally singing as they jump and performing a variety of tricks.
"Yo mary let's go extreme puddle jumping!"
*Looks at weather, sees rain for thursday.*
"Alright Bob the weather looks prime for thursday!"

panty puddle

The physical reaction a woman receieves when she gets turned on.
Freddy is so fine I got a panty puddle just by looking at him.
panty puddle by Martinb June 13, 2012

bust puddle 

A huge puddle of jizz formed when you get hit so hard in the balls, you just let loose
After he got hit by that football, there was a bust puddle so big you could swim in that motherfucker
bust puddle by 27ctlax May 26, 2014

fudge puddle 

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.
"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"
fudge puddle by fudgepantsquarejob November 29, 2014