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Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark
by KRoo May 19, 2024
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tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot
Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE
by Foxy5 April 3, 2019
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puddle boob

The boob that puddles when pushed up, and there is a gap between the strap and the boob.
That server has great puddle boob.
by yodi yoder October 11, 2014
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Puddle pussy

When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers
Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21
by The Dude23 August 29, 2022
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Puddle Jumper

A promiscuous lesbian. Particularly one who will go down on any girl, anytime, anywhere.
1. "Becky on cheated on me with Monica!" "That low down dirty puddle jumper!"
by Veracocha July 12, 2017
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Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.
by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021
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Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.
My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!
by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023
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