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paddle sniffing

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
by beeps pa April 9, 2009
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Paddle Whipped

A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.

Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.

Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?

Jared: All night.
by Sic Lax March 1, 2011
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Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.
TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.
by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017
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piddle pole

Noun: A Dick, Penis, Cock.

-typically belongs to a Cracker-Ass White Boy from southern, or any part of, Alabama.
Ann: Dan! Hurry up and get your piddle pole ready, Damn it! I'm tired of fucking Daddy.

Dan: Alright, Ann. Daddy knows he loves our piddle pole playtime. Roll Tide!
by Jbizzle117 October 27, 2017
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Paddle it

"After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it."
by C bukowski October 7, 2007
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Dissent Peddler

The lowest rung on the internet ladder, a Dissent Peddler is someone who plants seeds of destruction among existing internet communities because they stand to benefit from undermining existing leadership hierarchies. They will lie, cheat, manipulate and skew data and make false proclamations that "sound plausible" as best they are able in an effort to put themselves in power. These people are not to be trusted and often work together in small cells, like terrorists, to accomplish their agenda.
Eric and Barbie were the dissent peddlers of the overthrow operation on that forum. They knew by undermining the leaders with lies, they stood to benefit tremendously.
by TACOSCANYoN July 17, 2016
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Pink Paddle Boat

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.
Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."
by zanderiv April 6, 2010
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