One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.
Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.
Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."
Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."
by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010
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by The Troll August 6, 2005
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Typically a teenage male between 12-19 who considers themselves involved in the hardcore scene.
This person identifies as bisexual even though they have never had a boyfriend, and still repulse at the idea of two men having sex or making out.
Though the true reason for this behavior is still unknown, there is speculations that it is either to justify the femininity of males in their subculture (Use of guyliner, straightening hair, skinny jeans, ect.) or for some reason they do it to find a female mate.
They are typically universally regarded a douchebags that degrade the integrity of the gay community by those who see through their facade.
Though remember, not all bisexuals in the hardcore scene are psuedo-bisexuals.
This person identifies as bisexual even though they have never had a boyfriend, and still repulse at the idea of two men having sex or making out.
Though the true reason for this behavior is still unknown, there is speculations that it is either to justify the femininity of males in their subculture (Use of guyliner, straightening hair, skinny jeans, ect.) or for some reason they do it to find a female mate.
They are typically universally regarded a douchebags that degrade the integrity of the gay community by those who see through their facade.
Though remember, not all bisexuals in the hardcore scene are psuedo-bisexuals.
Guy 1: "Mike's pretty Hardcore and He says he's Bi."
Guy 2: "Nah, He's a psuedo-bisexual. Straight as they come man."
Guy 1: "So you're Bi?"
SceneBoy1: "Yes, But I'm only Bi for the chicks."
Guy 1: "ugh, You Psuedo-bisexual prick."
Guy 2: "Nah, He's a psuedo-bisexual. Straight as they come man."
Guy 1: "So you're Bi?"
SceneBoy1: "Yes, But I'm only Bi for the chicks."
Guy 1: "ugh, You Psuedo-bisexual prick."
by IndustrialKidd April 2, 2010
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by The Wack December 21, 2008
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President: Our goal in this war is to spread democracy around the world... (TV turned-off).
Egalitarian parent (EP): What a joke! Everybody knows that this is a Federal Republic and nothing close to a democracy. This is just a pseudomocracy. Legislators have no concept of how the majority of their constituency feel. They are essentially awarded their position by a corporation and primarily represent corporate interests.
Child: But mommy, my teacher says that we have a representative democracy. She says that our country is too big to have a direct democracy and that this is the closest thing in the world.
EP: Well sweetie, what do you pledge allegiance to everyday after the flag?
Child: Um... The republic that it stands for.
EP: That's right pumpkin. Also, there are countries in Europe where people can vote on all federal laws and policies. Even on their constitution. It works great for them.
Next time that your teachers says that we live in a democracy, correct her. We live in a psuedomocracy.
Sailor: Excuse me, Chief. I'm having a moral dilemma. I already pledged not to lie, but you told me to say that I am supporting democracy around the world. Is this a trick; we live in a pseudomocracy.
Chief: Shut up you momo and say it!
Chinese voting official: Hey you, vote for these people. You must vote incumbents, this how democracy work.
Villager: Strong accent! I already know this how a pseudomocracy work!
Egalitarian parent (EP): What a joke! Everybody knows that this is a Federal Republic and nothing close to a democracy. This is just a pseudomocracy. Legislators have no concept of how the majority of their constituency feel. They are essentially awarded their position by a corporation and primarily represent corporate interests.
Child: But mommy, my teacher says that we have a representative democracy. She says that our country is too big to have a direct democracy and that this is the closest thing in the world.
EP: Well sweetie, what do you pledge allegiance to everyday after the flag?
Child: Um... The republic that it stands for.
EP: That's right pumpkin. Also, there are countries in Europe where people can vote on all federal laws and policies. Even on their constitution. It works great for them.
Next time that your teachers says that we live in a democracy, correct her. We live in a psuedomocracy.
Sailor: Excuse me, Chief. I'm having a moral dilemma. I already pledged not to lie, but you told me to say that I am supporting democracy around the world. Is this a trick; we live in a pseudomocracy.
Chief: Shut up you momo and say it!
Chinese voting official: Hey you, vote for these people. You must vote incumbents, this how democracy work.
Villager: Strong accent! I already know this how a pseudomocracy work!
by Johnny RS July 24, 2010
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hey!no insutling on the forum!!!111! remember rule number 2328 (quotes a useless rule nobody follows) i will report you and you will be BANNED!
by sometimesmyanussmellslikesecre November 9, 2012
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Someone with PF may believe that they have written a movie script that is going to be filmed in Hollywood next weekend, and will tell their friends this lie every weekend for months.
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