Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006

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emoji pronoun

neopronouns that use emojis

My emoji pronouns are 🍄/🍄s/🍄self

by slweeb December 16, 2020

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KANYED (pronounced con-yayed)

To be,have or experience a complete fuck up of what is the norm. A term given to a person or circumstance that is completely stupid.

My airline completely Kanyed (pronounced con-yayed) my ticket. My car broke down and now I'm kanyed (pronounced con-yayed) out here in the middle of nowhere...

by Jenna Tulz September 24, 2009

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no pronouns

A closeted trans person who uses all pronouns, if anyone tell you they have no pronouns, keep in mind they likely have a piss kink.

"I have no pronouns"
"Youre a closeted trans person who uses all pronouns and has a piss kink?"

by TheActivistInside July 5, 2021

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Pronoun trolling

Pronoun trolling is when you deliberately deceive someone into calling you by the wrong pronouns, and then afterwards you pretend to feel all attacked n shit. Usually works best in real life, especially around with friend groups as they all know your real pronouns.

Nevel: What are your pronouns by the way?
Allie: My pronouns are he/him!
Nevel: Oh okay cool

*later in a conversation with her friends*

Nevel: Hey!
Kate: Oh hi
Sarah: You must be Allie's class partner!
Nevel: Yeah! He'll be here any minute.
Sarah: Um, did you just call Allie a 'he'?
Nevel: Yes, those are his pronouns right?
Kate: Is this like funny to you? Allie's pronouns are she/her, how do you not know that?
Nevel: To be fair, I would've assumed Allie's pronouns were she/her, but she told me—
Allie: HEY! Sorry I'm late
Sarah: Nevel apparently thinks your pronouns are he/him
Allie: Haha what? I literally just told Nevel my pronouns were she/her.
Nevel: Uhhhhh, but
Kate: That's kind of cringe Nevel, tee bee aitch....
Allie: Yeah I personally feel attacked, I hope you realize that Nevel.
Nevel: I am sorry...? I'm a bit confused because I could have sworn you told me that your—
Kate: Ahahahahaha we're just messin' with you! Allie loves pronoun trolling a lot.
Nevel: Oh, ahaha, that was totally not embarrassing at all.... *nervous laughs*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 15, 2021

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